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Not many mushrooms today, huh?

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No, Mom, and we looked all over, didn't
we? Mm-hmm.

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Too bad.

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You know how good mushrooms are for you.
We'll go get some tomorrow, Mom.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, but remember, don't... Don't go
any further than the woods. But why,

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Mom? Why can't we go where we want to?

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Because, my darlings, these are very,
very bad times.

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There are people out there in the woods
who would like nothing better than to

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come across a pair of little mushrooms
like you and pop you right into their

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mouths. You haven't been going out
there, have you? And I bet you haven't

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been going to the garden either, have
you? If you sprayed the weeds, it might

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get you.

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Will you please pass the bread?

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And what about the animals? Who's going
to feed them?

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Will you please pass the cheese, too?

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Thank you.

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You'll have a chance tomorrow morning.
First thing, I'm going over to the mill

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and I'll be gone all day long.

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And when I get back, I want this place
thick and spanned. Do you understand?

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Yes, Mom.

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I hope we don't have to pick any
mushrooms tomorrow.

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Me too. I hope we can go out like today
and pick flowers.

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Remember that thing we found? That
little one? Yeah. Oh, he was so cute.

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Oh, I loved him.

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Good night, girl.

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Good night.

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Can we hear a story, Mom?

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Sure. What would you like to hear?

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Bluebeard or...

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Mother Goose story? We want to hear the
fallout monster.

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No, we want to hear the Jabberwocky. No.
Yes.

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Oh, the Jabberwocky's a good one.

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But only one time, though. We've got to
get up early in the morning.

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"'Twas brillig in the slithy toes, did
gyre and gimble in the wade. All mimsy

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where the murrow grows, and the mum's
wrath upgrade.

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But beware the jub-jub bird, and shun
the frumious bandersnatch. He took his

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vorpal blade in hand, long time the
maxim foe he sought.

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So rested he by the tum-tum tree and
stood a while and thought.

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And as if enoughish thought, he stood a
jabberwock with eyes aflame, came

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whiffling through the tulgy wood and
burbled as it came.

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One, two, one, two, the vocal blade went
snicker-snack. He left it dead, and with

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its head he went galumphing back.

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And hast thou slain the jabberwock? Come
to my arms, my beamish boy, O fragile

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day, kaloo, kalay, he cordled in his
joy.

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Who do you think is going next?

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Who's going next?

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Who's going next? Who's going next?
Who's going next? Who's going next?

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Who's

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going

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next?

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Okay, girls, I'm off to the Millers now.
And remember, not even as far as the

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woods today.

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Besides, I'll be back before you know
it. Aw, I'll bet you're just sweet on

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that old Miller. That's why we can't go.

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Candy.

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Heavens, he's 80 years old. No, it's
just that the woods aren't safe.

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Well, then how come you go?

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All right, all right. If nothing bad
happens today, then I'll take you along

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with me next time I go. I've got to be
off now.

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I thought I heard a sound over there.

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Oh, just a deer. I'm sorry.

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That's okay.

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Can I sit down for a minute with you?

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Yeah, sit down. Here, have some wine.

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Oh, I need that.

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Thanks. You look tired.

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Would you like some cheese?

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I would.

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Thank you.

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Hi. Hi.

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That's good. I've got some fruit here if
you want.

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Thank you.

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Dig some fruit.

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Okay.

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I think I'm getting drunk off that wine.

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See, this is no place for me.

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Thanks for lunch.

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Sure you don't want the banana?

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Good morning, Morris.

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Good morning, ma'am. How you been? Long
time no see.

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Oh, it has been a long time. I need to
get some flour from you. Oh, forget

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about the flour. The machine is broken.
I have a lot of trouble. This Polish

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mechanic didn't come down here. Oh,
hell. I really needed it today.

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Did I ever tell you a story about Sammy?

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He comes home.

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He tells his father.

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The father says, well, what are you
taking up? I said, I'm measuring

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sexology. So his father says, I don't
know sexology. I know biology.

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Or hydrology, but I don't know about the
sexology. Then a kid walks in the

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bedroom, and he's open up.

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So his father says, Sammy, after you get
home with your homeboy, I want to talk

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to you.

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My.

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this one and get going.

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The captain's thinking. The captain's
thinking. The captain's thinking. The

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captain's thinking.

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Captain Pudge.

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Do you like mushrooms?

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No, I hate them.

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Good.

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Candy's sash.

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It's been ripped.

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Lord, I don't like the looks of this.

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Emily! Candy!

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Girls!

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Emily! Candy! Where are you?

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Fucking broads have got my baby.

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Goddamn dykes made the mistakes of their
lives. I won't rest till I get my babies

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back safe in their beds.

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Don't make me laugh.

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These are my girls.

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What girls are you talking about?
Listen, woman, you've got to the count

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of ten or I'm going to cut your throat.

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One.

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Two. I don't have your girls. Don't jive
me. I want them back. Three.

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How old are they? What girls?

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See you on the dykes.

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What are you doing here my child?

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It is most perilous to walk alone
nowadays.

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Yes, I know, Father, but I'm following a
pack of dykes.

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Oh?

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No, Father, you don't understand.

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They're after my girls, and I've lost
their trail. Have you seen them around

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here lately?

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Today? Yes, just a few hours ago.

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Let me think.

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What did they look like?

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They looked like dykes. About seven of
them. They were led by a great big bull.

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Perhaps.

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Perhaps. After confessional and prayer,
we'll question the brother.

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But you don't understand. This is a
matter of life and death.

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Thank you.

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Tell me all about your transgression.

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Well, the other day I swore, right. I
swore. No, no,

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no. That's not the type of sin we're
interested in. Sin, my child.

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Sin. Something a bit more personal.

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Oh, last week I was in the bathtub and
I... Yes, yes, go on.

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I don't know what to say.

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Are these girls your daughters?

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Yes, they are.

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Then you've been with a man. Yes, you
had to be.

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Sin, my child, sin. Yes, yes, no doubt
about it, sin.

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do together look this is getting pretty
weird either you tell me what you know

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or i'm gonna get out of here be patient
my child

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come

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back i'll find you

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Who are you?

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What are you doing here?

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Get out! Get out!

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But this is the kind of misconduct that
happens when people don't obey the

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rules. Dry those tears, my dear, and
let's be honest.

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Okay, ladies, listen up.

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Many people think you can come into the
woods and do what you please.

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Well, you're wrong.

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Pud, glad to hear. Have a seat.

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You people think that you can come into
the woods and do as you please. Well,

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you're wrong.

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Oh, Derek, we didn't mean no harm.

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The very moral fabric of our woods seems
to be unraveling before our eyes.

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Rape, perversion, lewdness, and
nakedness. The statistics are

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skyrocketing. We have become morally
bankrupt, wallowing in filth and

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perversion, hitting your yahoos without
any thought of public decency,

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corrupting the young and innocent.

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I'm shocked boys and girls, shocked and
annoyed.

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Starting today, why don't we try and
make these woods a decent place to bring

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up our children.